Ask Professor Moriarty*
History's Greatest Criminal Mastermind Answers Your Pathetic Questions!

Got a problem? Tired of those goody-good answers you get from advice columns and non-criminal, non-masterminds? Just ask Professor Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes's mortal nemesis. He waits, even now, in some dark corner of the internet for you to type your question in here. Don't keep him waiting.
(Questions are best kept simple, and of the yes-or-no answer variety, as the professor has little time for sycophants like you.)

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* Professor Moriarty is not a licensed therapist, professional counselor, or even someone who considers you a friend. He is, it must be remembered, a criminal mastermind who might be weaving you into his criminal machinations via any advice he gives.